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PostPosted: Jul 17, 2003 12:12 am    Post subject: Yet more useless facts Reply with quote

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water
temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.

Here are some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May
and still smelled pretty good by June 20. However, they were starting to smell
so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom
today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had
the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then
the women and finally the children - last of all the babies. By then the water
was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't
throw the baby out with the bath water."

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath.
It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the dogs, cats and other
small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained, it became
slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the
saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. That posed a
real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could really mess up
your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the
top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence
the saying "dirt poor."

The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet,
so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As
the winter wore on, they kept adding more thresh until when you opened the door
it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the
entrance way. Hence the saying a "thresh hold."

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always
hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot.
They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew
for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start
over the next day. Sometimes the stew had food in it that had been there for
quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas
porridge in the pot nine days old."

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When
visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign
of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon". They would cut off a little
to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat."\

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content
caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning and death.
This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so,
tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the
loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper crust."

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes
knock them out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take
them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen
table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink
and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a
"wake."

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to
bury people. They would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a "bone-
house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins
were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had
been burying people alive. So they thought they would tie a string on the wrist
of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it
to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night the
"graveyard shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the
bell" or was considered a "dead ringer".
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PostPosted: Jul 17, 2003 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

putting in that much info is considered wierd to me. Shocked
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PostPosted: Jul 17, 2003 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey peachy... "You're one of us... You're one of us..."
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PostPosted: Jul 17, 2003 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love useless info like this ...i just soak it all up Thanks peachy!!!
post more useless fact hehehehe
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PostPosted: Jul 17, 2003 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

More please! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Jul 20, 2003 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Much more... *laughing like a mad scientist* Oh Sorry Smile
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PostPosted: Jul 20, 2003 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I posted a couple of links on the 'cool link' thread, if you are interested.
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PostPosted: Jul 21, 2003 1:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I’ve subscribed to Harper’s for years. I always read the index first because I enjoy trivia. This is Harper’s index for June. If you want to read more go to their web site. At the bottom of the index web page you can click to see the previous month’s index, an almost inexhaustible supply of trivia. You can also click to see the sources for the trivia, which is itself another source of trivia. Enjoy!

http://www.harpers.org/harpers-index/

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Amount by which total U.S. personal debt in 2002 exceeded total disposable income : $628,000,000,000

Percentage of federal "domestic preparedness" funds allocated to the states since 1999 that remain unspent : 60

Amount of new U.S. military aid for Colombia inserted into the Iraq war bill in March : $105,000,000

Amount of new U.S. military aid promised Israel in April to offset the "burdens" of the U.S. war on Iraq : $1,000,000,000

Percentage unemployment in Palestine, West Virginia, the hometown of former POW Pfc. Jessica Lynch : 15

Number of states in which Wal-Mart is the largest employer : 21

Chance that a network-television advertisement is paid for by one of the 100 largest U.S. corporations : 3 in 4

Days that AT&T ceased its TV advertising last March "out of respect for the U.S. military operation in Iraq" : 3

Days that it ceased its telemarketing : 1

Portion of sales of its "Impeach Bush French Fries" that a California café will donate to an impeachment campaign : 1/10

Percentage "improvement" that Minnesota senator Norm Coleman claims to be over the late Paul Wellstone : 99

Minimum number of times that actor Martin Sheen has been arrested in political protests : 60

Minimum number of times Abbie Hoffman was : 65

Minimum number of times that the demonstrators at this year's largest U.S. peace rally could encircle the Pentagon : 130

Amount Canada spent last summer to keep bears away from the G-8 summit : $31,427

Number of mine-detecting monkeys erroneously reported to have been given to the United States by Morocco in March : 2,000

Ratio of the top weekly fee paid a Munchkin in 1939's The Wizard of Oz to the weekly fee paid for Toto : 4:5

Last year in which no film, screenplay, or performance relating to mental illness was nominated for an Oscar : 1953

Percentage of cases of communicable diseases that California medical professionals are required to report that go unreported : 80

Rank of Silicon Valley among fifteen-square-mile areas with the largest number of Superfund sites : 1

Minimum number of chronic medical disorders linked to exposure to industrial chemicals : 110

Number of different strains of tuberculosis whose DNA has been catalogued by a New Jersey microbiologist : 17,000

Number of sites nationwide where farmers grew "pharmaceutical crops" last year : 34

Chance that a U.S. senior citizen reports having skipped medications or not filled prescriptions because of cost : 1 in 5

Number of Medicare patients dropped since 1998 by U.S. HMOs claiming inadequate reimbursement rates : 2,400,000

Average quality-of-life rating researchers assign U.S. children with cancer, on a scale of 1 to 100 : 69

Average quality-of-life rating assigned obese children : 67

Estimated number of Ding Dongs manufactured per minute at St. Louis's Interstate Brands factory : 1,000

Chance that a billionaire today is self-made : 1 in 2

Percentage of male U.S. drivers who "often" or "sometimes" steer with their legs : 12

Number of motor vehicles owned by Tom Magliozzi, co-host of NPR's Car Talk : 0

Maximum portion of the chemical energy in gasoline that is used by an internal combustion engine : 1/4

Percentage change in central London's average rush-hour car speed since a ÂŁ5 toll was imposed there in February : +111

Percentage change since 1973 in overall U.S. energy consumption : +27

Percentage change since then in U.S. oil imports : +86

Year in which Detroit presented Saddam Hussein with a key to the city : 1980

Days after the U.S. invaded Iraq that Sony trademarked "Shock & Awe" for video games : 1

Days later that the company gave up the trademark, citing "regrettable bad judgment" : 25

Amount the U.S. Air Force spent on a "nostalgic juke box" for a base in Saudi Arabia in the last two years : $14,835

Amount it spent on cowboy hats : $4,896
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PostPosted: Jul 21, 2003 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks, NABby! Glad to find more trivial buffs and info!
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PostPosted: Jul 21, 2003 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats still weird. LOL!
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PostPosted: Jul 21, 2003 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i don't understand what is wrong with being wierd! in fact, being wierd is good.
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PostPosted: Aug 24, 2003 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A bride stands to the groom’s left at a wedding so that his sword hand would be free. Apparently Anglo-Saxon brides were often kidnapped before a wedding and brawls were common. That’s also why the best man stands with the groom; the tribe’s best warrior was there to help the groom defend the bride.

A charming wedding custom in early Yorkshire, England, involved a plate holding wedding cake. It was thrown out of the window as the bride returned to her parental home after the wedding. If the plate broke, she would enjoy a happy future with her husband. If the plate remained intact, her future was bleak

A law in Illinois prohibits barbers from using their fingers to apply shaving cream to a patron's face.

The U.S. interstate highway system requires that 1 mile in every 5 must be straight. These sections can be used as airstrips in a time of war or other emergencies.

The United States Supreme Court once ruled Federal income tax unconstitutional. Income tax was first imposed during the Civil War as a temporary revenue-raising measure.
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PostPosted: Aug 24, 2003 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Theres a lot of Bitches and unbreakable plates in blighty Crying or Very sad in fact there r way 2 many bitches.. and not enough plates Exclamation Exclamation
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PostPosted: Aug 24, 2003 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is meaning behind the wedding custom of “something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.” The “old” thing was a personal gift from the bride’s mom to make a bond to the bride’s old life. The “new” item symbolized hope for the future and the newly formed family. The “borrowed” item was a gift from a happily married woman that would carry some of the woman’s happiness into the new marriage. The something “blue” came from two sources that had similar meanings. To ancient Romans, maidens wore blue to show fidelity and modesty, and to Christians, blue was linked to the purity of the Virgin Mary

A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut, prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak
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PostPosted: Aug 24, 2003 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah thats fine if ya ain't married to a f**king stick of wood that don't do nuthin but moan... yadda yadda yadda...
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