JustAddBrains.com Forum Index


Welcome to JustAddBrains.com
A rich aroma of satire, humor and good old ranting.
The more witty, cynical and strange the better!
**Register**    Search   Profile   Private Messages   Log in
Yet more useless facts
Home > Funny Rants & Ravings

Reply to topic <-- Click here to respond to this topic Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Author Message
peachyboo
party leader


Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Posts: 11734
Location: enjoying real life


PostPosted: May 22, 2004 12:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

David Prowse, was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.

Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds.

The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

No word in the English language rhymes with month.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

Columbia University is the second largest landowner in New York City, after the Catholic Church.

Back in the mid to late 80's, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.

The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

It takes about a half a gallon of water to cook macaroni, and about a gallon to clean the pot.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously

If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

No NFL team which plays it's home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".

In the great fire of London in 1666 half of London was burnt down but only 6 people were injured .

Lincoln Logs were invented by Frank Lloyd Wright's son.

One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers -- they saw it as competition. It is not chemically addictive as is nicotine, alcohol, or caffeine.

The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan" .
_________________
Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Yahoo Messenger
klaus
party member


Joined: 14 Jan 2004
Posts: 2688
Location: unknown. but I know how fast I'm going.


PostPosted: May 22, 2004 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

peachyboo wrote:
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
And the average height of an overpass on a highway is thirteen and a half feet. Just enough for a flatbed truck carrying ICBM parts to pass under.
_________________
Let the world be fair. But if the world will be unfair, let it be unfair in my favor.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Squirrel
party member


Joined: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 2809
Location: Probably looking at the sky.


PostPosted: May 22, 2004 4:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!

the 747 at cruise speed burns 7 gallons per mile

In philly, you cant put pretzels in bags based on an act of 1760

In oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.

the praying mantis is the only insect you can train as a pet (believe me, ive done it!!!)
_________________
The message above is likely another way of me proving that the 1st amendment was a bad idea.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
Achilles75
party member


Joined: 14 May 2003
Posts: 3954
Location: Phoenix


PostPosted: May 22, 2004 4:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Squirrel wrote:
It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!



By the way... where did your put your nuts, Squirrel?
_________________
JABbers do it online.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
Squirrel
party member


Joined: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 2809
Location: Probably looking at the sky.


PostPosted: May 22, 2004 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked uhm.....hmm...
_________________
The message above is likely another way of me proving that the 1st amendment was a bad idea.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
Display posts from previous:   
Reply to topic <-- Click here to respond to this topic All times are GMT
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group