Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Posts: 11734 Location: enjoying real life
Posted: Apr 16, 2004 12:22 am Post subject:
A PIG'S ORGASM LASTS FOR 30 MINUTES.
IT WAS DISCOVERED ON A SPACE MISSION THAT A FROG CAN THROW UP. THE FROG THROWS UP IT'S STOMACH FIRST, SO THE STOMACH IS DANGLING OUT OF IT'S MOUTH. THEN THE FROG USES IT'S FOREARMS TO DIG OUT ALL OF THE STOMACH'S CONTENTS AND THEN SWALLOWS THE STOMACH BACK DOWN AGAIN.
WALTER CAVANAUGH, "MR. PLASTIC FANTASTIC," HAS 1,196 DIFFERENT VALID CREDIT CARDS.
THE OLDEST KNOWN GOLDFISH LIVED TO 41 YEARS OF AGE. ITS NAME WAS FRED.
IN 1987, A 1,400-YEAR-OLD LUMP OF STILL-EDIBLE CHEESE WAS UNEARTHED IN IRELAND.
THERE IS A TOWN IN NEWFOUNDLAND, CANADA CALLED DILDO.
IN KENTUCKY, 50% OF THE PEOPLE WHO GET MARRIED FOR THE FIRST TIME ARE TEENAGERS.
KOTEX WAS FIRST MANUFACTURED AS BANDAGES, DURING WWI.
IF AN ORANGUTAN BELCHES AT YOU, WATCH OUT. HE'S WARNING YOU TO STAY OUT OF HIS TERRITORY.
EINSTEIN COULDN'T SPEAK FLUENTLY WHEN HE WAS NINE. HIS PARENTS THOUGHT HE MIGHT BE RETARDED.
IN LOS ANGELES, THERE ARE FEWER PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE AUTOMOBILES.
ABOUT A THIRD OF ALL AMERICANS FLUSH THE TOILET WHILE THEY'RE STILL SITTING ON IT.
IN 1984, A NEW JERSEY MAN OPENED A SUMMER CAMP FOR CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS.
YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO GET STUNG BY A BEE ON A WINDY DAY THAN IN ANY OTHER WEATHER.
HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN A GORILLA IS ANGRY? IT STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT.
ACCORDING TO ONE POLL, NEARLY 3/4 OF ALL AMERICAN WOMEN WEAR A BRA THAT IS THE WRONG SIZE.
IN 1976, A LOS ANGELES SECRETARY FORMALLY MARRIED HER 50-POUND PET ROCK.
THE FIRST SPERM BANKS OPENED IN 1964; THEY WERE LOCATED IN TOKYO AND IOWA CITY.
IN 1980, THE YELLOW PAGES ACCIDENTALLY LISTED A TEXAS FUNERAL HOME UNDER FROZEN FOODS.
COLD SHOWERS ACTUALLY INCREASE SEXUAL AROUSAL.
1,200 COLLEGE STUDENTS STREAKED AT THE SAME TIME IN BOULDER, CO IN 1974.
IN 1977, A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY DISCOVERED A TOOTH GROWING ON HIS LEFT FOOT.
IN 1983, A JAPANESE ARTIST MADE A COPY OF THE MONA LISA COMPLETELY OUT OF TOAST.
IN THE EARLY '80S, A TOAD WAS DISCOVERED THAT MEOWS INSTEAD OF CROAKING.
IN 1984, A CANADIAN FARMER BEGAN RENTING AD SPACE ON HIS COWS.
ABOUT 96% OF ALL AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN RECOGNIZE RONALD MCDONALD.
RESEARCH INDICATES THAT MOSQUITOES ARE ATTRACTED TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE RECENTLY EATEN BANANAS.
PENGUINS CAN JUMP AS HIGH AS 6 FEET IN THE AIR.
THE AVERAGE HUMAN HAS SEVEN SEX FANTASIES IN A DAY.
THE MOST MONEY EVER PAID FOR A COW IN AN AUCTION WAS $1.3 MILLION.
THE AVERAGE PERSON IS ABOUT A QUARTER OF AN INCH TALLER AT NIGHT.
THE CONDOM - MADE ORIGINALLY OF LINEN - WAS INVENTED IN THE EARLY 1500S.
THE FIRST KNOWN CONTRACEPTIVE WAS CROCODILE DUNG, USED BY EGYPTIANS IN 2000 B.C.
WATCH OUT FOR FLYING HOCKEY PUCKS - THEY TRAVEL AT UP TO 100 MPH.
AMERICA'S FIRST NUDIST ORGANIZATION WAS FOUNDED IN 1929, BY 3 MEN.
98% OF AMERICAN DRIVERS THINK THEY DRIVE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE.
WHEN HE'S FEELING AMOROUS, THE MALE SEA OTTER GRABS THE FEMALE'S NOSE WITH HIS TEETH.
IN 1681, THE LAST DODO BIRD DIED.
A SAUDI ARABIAN WOMAN CAN GET A DIVORCE IF HER HUSBAND DOESN'T GIVE HER COFFEE.
THE NEANDERTHAL'S BRAIN WAS BIGGER THAN YOURS IS.
AN INDIAN WOMAN CAN LEGALLY WED A GOAT.
DONALD DUCK COMICS WERE BANNED FROM FINLAND BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WEAR PANTS.
THE AVERAGE BANK TELLER LOSES ABOUT $250 EVERY YEAR.
HOWDY DOODY HAD 48 FRECKLES.
WHAT COLOR WAS CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS'S HAIR? BLONDE.
IN 1980, THERE WAS ONLY ONE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WITH NO TELEPHONES - BHUTAN.
THE MOST EXTRAS EVER USED IN A MOVIE WAS 300,000, FOR THE FILM GANDHI IN 1981.
EVERY PERSON HAS A UNIQUE TONGUE PRINT.
YOUR RIGHT LUNG TAKES IN MORE AIR THAN YOUR LEFT ONE DOES.
WOMEN'S HEARTS BEAT FASTER THAN MEN'S.
WHEN BUGS BUNNY FIRST APPEARED IN 1935, HE WAS CALLED HAPPY RABBIT.
POLLSTERS SAY THAT 40% OF DOG AND CAT OWNERS CARRY PICTURES OF THE PETS IN THEIR WALLETS.
BUBBLE GUM CONTAINS RUBBER.
YOU CAN ONLY SMELL 1/20TH AS WELL AS A DOG.
IN HIGH SCHOOL, ROBIN WILLIAMS WAS VOTED "LEAST LIKELY TO SUCCEED."
ONLY 55% OF ALL AMERICANS KNOW THAT THE SUN IS A STAR.
THE SOUND OF E.T. WALKING WAS MADE BY SOMEONE SQUISHING HER HANDS IN JELLO.
THE SEX ORGAN ON A MALE SPIDER IS LOCATED AT THE END OF ONE OF ITS LEGS.
CHICKEN SOUP WAS CONSIDERED AN APHRODISIAC IN THE MIDDLE AGES.
MOST AMERICAN CAR HORNS HONK IN THE KEY OF F.
THE WORLD POPULATION OF CHICKENS IS ABOUT EQUAL TO THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE.
WOMEN ARE 37% MORE LIKELY TO GO TO A PSYCHIATRIST THAN MEN ARE.
EVERY TIME BEETHOVEN SAT DOWN TO WRITE MUSIC, HE POURED ICE WATER OVER HIS HEAD. _________________ Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.
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Posted: Apr 16, 2004 2:32 am Post subject:
that was me, sorry. apparently I have to tell somebody to not sign on my computer. _________________ Let the world be fair. But if the world will be unfair, let it be unfair in my favor.
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Posted: Apr 16, 2004 4:57 am Post subject:
peachyboo wrote:
HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN A GORILLA IS ANGRY? IT STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT.
My sister used to do that too.
peachyboo wrote:
ACCORDING TO ONE POLL, NEARLY 3/4 OF ALL AMERICAN WOMEN WEAR A BRA THAT IS THE WRONG SIZE.
Too large and stuffed with kleenex?
peachyboo wrote:
IN 1976, A LOS ANGELES SECRETARY FORMALLY MARRIED HER 50-POUND PET ROCK.
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AN INDIAN WOMAN CAN LEGALLY WED A GOAT.
I wanred about these ultimate consequences in a thread in the Serious Rants forum.
peachyboo wrote:
COLD SHOWERS ACTUALLY INCREASE SEXUAL AROUSAL.
As Shakespeare said of strong drink - it is the great equivocater, it increaseth the desire whilst it taketh away the capacity.
peachyboo wrote:
THE AVERAGE PERSON IS ABOUT A QUARTER OF AN INCH TALLER AT NIGHT.
Rurik wouldn't know, since he becomes horizontal, but his sheet does rise about six inches higher during the night.
peachyboo wrote:
HE FIRST KNOWN CONTRACEPTIVE WAS CROCODILE DUNG, USED BY EGYPTIANS IN 2000 B.C.
I bet it worked, too.
peachyboo wrote:
AMERICA'S FIRST NUDIST ORGANIZATION WAS FOUNDED IN 1929, BY 3 MEN.
Desperately hoping some women would join.
peachyboo wrote:
YOU CAN ONLY SMELL 1/20TH AS WELL AS A DOG.
And we don't "snack" either.
peachyboo wrote:
THE SEX ORGAN ON A MALE SPIDER IS LOCATED AT THE END OF ONE OF ITS LEGS.
My sex organ is located at the top end of both of my legs. Of course come to think of it, the last time I mated, the female almost consumed me for dinner afterward
peachyboo wrote:
EVERY TIME BEETHOVEN SAT DOWN TO WRITE MUSIC, HE POURED ICE WATER OVER HIS HEAD.
Every time Rurik does, someone else pours that ice water for him. _________________ I refuse to become a rhinoceros.
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Posted: May 09, 2004 11:37 pm Post subject:
Amazing stuff, NABby! But, I'm sure I don't want to know any more about:
Number of MP3 players designed to be clipped inside an AK-47's ammunition chamber sold worldwide last year : 10,000 _________________ Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.
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Posted: May 17, 2004 4:30 am Post subject:
blugu22 wrote:
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The only known English word that you cannot rhyme is orange.
Orange is the one most commonly known but how about pint,nothing,silver, month, and purple. Do those others rhyme with anything?
Welcome, Blubu22! Glad you joined in! You can get an 'official' welcome in JAB Community, if you'd like to introduce yourself there!
I can't think of anything that rhymes with them at the moment...it probably would take a little 'poetic license' ! _________________ Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.
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