Ask a Silly Question...

Lilywhite · party member Joined: 18 Oct 2002 Posts: 4742 Location: UK

Ask a silly question. No answers required... unless you know otherwise Wink

I'll start...

Does the fly in your soup leave a tip for the waiter?

Next...
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Life is precious because you only have ONE...

peachyboo · Posted: Oct 25, 2004 1:10 am Post subject:

If ignorance is bliss, shouldn't most of the world be orgasmic?
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Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.

baddestcowgurl · Posted: Oct 25, 2004 5:33 am Post subject:

If silence is golden, what is noise?
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...pretty please with sprinkles on top?

PooF · Posted: Oct 25, 2004 8:06 am Post subject:

edit *i had to take that down it was just fn stupid*

If your last name was Goat, would you name your son William?
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Be the pickle.

Lorelei · Posted: Oct 26, 2004 2:41 am Post subject:

Do we really see the same colors?
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He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. - MLK, Jr.

peachyboo · Posted: Oct 26, 2004 2:47 am Post subject:

Do sheep get shocked when the bump each other?
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Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.

Lorelei · Posted: Oct 26, 2004 2:47 am Post subject:

Are geese always cold?
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He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. - MLK, Jr.

Lilywhite · party member Joined: 18 Oct 2002 Posts: 4742 Location: UK

What is the annual volume of unsqueezed toothpaste?
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Life is precious because you only have ONE...

Lorelei · Posted: Oct 27, 2004 1:45 am Post subject:

When will California fall off?
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He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. - MLK, Jr.

baddestcowgurl · Posted: Oct 27, 2004 6:46 am Post subject:

How many licks does it take....nah...

What is the point of having freckles? (not our Freckles)
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...pretty please with sprinkles on top?

Lorelei · Posted: Oct 27, 2004 2:23 pm Post subject:

If we fish for fish, why don't we cow for cows?
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He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. - MLK, Jr.

PooF · Posted: Oct 28, 2004 6:24 am Post subject:

Is my doctor really just practicing?
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Be the pickle.

Lorelei · Posted: Oct 29, 2004 2:43 am Post subject:

Who is the mystery girl in the top right corner?
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He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. - MLK, Jr.

peachyboo · Posted: Nov 01, 2004 2:20 pm Post subject:

Why isn't the "he deserved killin'" defense acceptable?
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Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.

Lilywhite · party member Joined: 18 Oct 2002 Posts: 4742 Location: UK

From Seinfeld...

George: Why should manslaughter be the least form of homicide? It's the slaughter of a man. They should call it involuntary snuffing out or something.
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